tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

   

Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

oomshi:

i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice